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Figuring it all out for over one quarter of a century
"Test everything. Hold on to the good." -I Thessalonians 5:21
Created on 2002-10-09 20:17:56 (#734630), last updated 2009-11-21
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Basic Info| Name: | That guy with the unimaginative screenname |
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| Birthdate: | 1982-09-05 |
| Location: | Pennsylvania, United States |
Bio Tim was born from a Petri dish in the late 50's, the result of a misguided attempt to clone the progenitor of the Jasko people. When he grew older, he ran away to the mountains of Peru, where he was taken in by a secretive order of Zen monks seeking to discover all the names of God. Sadly, with just 12 names left to go, they were all obliterated in a freak refrigerator accident. Tim narrowly escaped with only his life and Patrick, Doll of Death. Patrick killed Tim and then fled to the little-known jungles of Antarctica. There, he implanted a young native boy with Tim's memories and went on to pursue a successful career serving as an effigy for a famous witch doctor. Tiring of the world's only subzero rainforest, the young native boy finally decided to journey to America, land of opportunity and disposable diapers. Unfortunately, the children of his tribe were not well schooled in geography, so he attempted to do this by swimming. One wild adventure in Atlantis and three days in the belly of a narwhal later, he was unceremoniously vomited up onto the NJ shore. Delirium from a combination of Lyme disease and disco fever led him to Terre Haute, Indiana. Sniffing VX gas gave him the brilliant idea of posting his personal life to the internet, so he created this Live Journal. Have a nice day, and remember to always wipe your feet. Even if you just woke up.
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Freehold High School - Freehold, NJ (1996 - 2000)Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology - Terre Haute, IN (2000 - 2004)
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